“51 with braces” – I wrote that blog on July 7, 2013.
What? Did you guys think I wouldn’t give an update? 🙂
Last week, I went for my first consultation. I was asked what my expectations were.
“To have all the spaces in my teeth closed except for the front gap.”
“How much of the gap do you want to keep?”
“Huh?” I wasn’t quite sure how to answer because I had never considered the thought of ever having it closed. “What do you mean?” Basically, if I wanted a lot or a little closed. I responded “as little as possible.”
“That’s possible.”
“Cool!”
The two things that make me special in my own head is my left-handedness and my gapped tooth smile.
My teeth will only be imprisoned for 18 months because the time it would take to completely close my gap is not needed (isn’t that great?). Another plus is no obvious problems other than the need to push back and pull together (wisdom teeth still intact). I must admit it warmed my heart to hear that although my teeth are spaced, I have taken pret-ty good care of ’em. That’s always a good thing to hear from your dental provider, right? Anyhoo, I chose Invisalign (clear aligners) which lessens my visits compared to having the metal mouth look. I’ll get a supply of (I don’t know how many) and will have to change them bi-weekly. They will be installed by my third visit. The second visit covers the teeth impressions, x-ray images of my face – that was amazing how the contraption swirls around your head and you see the images right before your eyes! They also took still photos, which are not going to be a pretty sight, given the way my mouth was stretched.
One more thing and I’ll let you go.
I’m leaned back in the chair, mouth open wide enough to swallow a large snow globe, upper teeth covered with gooey guck for impressions when the kid notices another kid choosing a bright and colorful retainer case.
“My dentist doesn’t have those colors,” she says.
“Oh, would you like one?” asks the assistant who was timing my impression.
“Ooh, yes, can I?!” So The Kid goes over and starts rummaging through the retainer cases. “Oooh, what pretty colors!” She’s enthralled.
At this point, air is going down my throat; I can’t swallow, and I’m listening to her go on and on about the freakin’ colors when I wanted to yell, “Choose one already, will you!”
“Oooh, can I have the pink one?!”
“She said, ‘take one!'” I thought in my head. I literally gagged. Never try to speak when your mouth is forced open and your top teeth are covered with molding!
“Oh, I’m sorry, mom!”
Double doink!
Bottom line – I’m getting my mouth taken care of and taking you along for the ride, and for those of you who mentioned you’re interested in Invisalign too, I’ll keep you updated and with photos to boot!
Please feel free to share your own dental stories (horror or not).
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as you know this is NOT my favorite subject since I am in desparate need of dental work and deathly afraid of anything dental! Following you with you detailed experience might actuaally make me grow up and conquer my fear b4 its too late! love you girl
Thanks for the love, Joanie! Get it done – whaddaya waiting for?! Get over that fear and get to that dentist! 🙂
you are too funny thank you for including my in your blog! My fellow left hander!!lol out of 13 grands i only have one lefty!!!
Those are some odds, Joanie – only one lefty grand?! You better tell somebody to give you some more! lol
Thanks Tillie for that story. Although I’m very late with my response, I had no free time to even respond but wanted you to know that I to am considering getting the invisalign also:) Let me know how yours go!
Hi Kea, no response is ever too late. I plan on taking you all on this journey with me. My 2nd appointment is this Monday, the 9th. Thanks for following, girl! 🙂
Thanks T A for briefing me on what I have to look forward to.
Ah, so you’re going to embrace the braces, too? Well, I’m gonna keep you well informed! Thanks for following a sistah. 🙂
lmbo, cthu! you are funny. but a kid at my daughters school asked me “How are you a mommy, and you have braces?” i just smiled and walked off. I didn’t eVen know what to say to her!
God daughter, another kid had you stumped, huh?! You are funny too 🙂
No matter what, you’ll still be beautiful. Your beauty is from within and that gap is considered to be sexy on women and on men an indication that they are liars!
Ha ha, Bodgee! I’ve heard that before too! And thank you for the compliment, my dear.
I am cracking up at your post. I can so see the kid acting that way. I have also noticed a lot of my friends are getting braces later in life. It’s never to late to take care of your teeth. Cant wait to see the results.
Thanks, Vanessa. I’m noticing the same thing myself. I’d like to know their reasons as well.